The New Trump Republic! (New Satirist Matthew Pickner)

The New Trump Republic! (New Satirist Matthew Pickner)

ED: Welcome to exciting new Glossy News Satire humor head Matthew Pickner! Bring it on home!

With this past week’s news of the Trump Administration’s proposed mandate to fashion all new federal buildings in the classical style, here’s a speculative Trump “refashioning” of L’Enfant’s axial plan…

Hail not so supreme (ly intellected) Leader! 

EDITOR’S PICK: MORE FUNK-UP FUN WITH OLD BABYLON DONALD’S DICK-TATER-SHIP

potatoes-1585060_640-200x132-1 The New Trump Republic! (New Satirist Matthew Pickner)

All about the spuds! Must be a Wallace Runnymede thing…