PEOPLE who had just wanted to stay at home and drink while watching TV have confirmed the storm was not a problem.
Researchers found that that people who watched Netflix while getting drunk or ‘gently toasted’ actively enjoyed having a storm as a backdrop.
Living room enthusiast, Nathan Muir said: “I hadn’t really planned on going for a 5k run or doing any disco dancing so I quite liked the storm. Gave me a reason to sit back in my reclining chair, drink hard liquor and stroke the dog.”
“Don’t get me wrong, it really was a bitter shame that the weather was too bad for me to go out and play a game of five-a-side football or do some gardening at 10pm but what can you do?”
“If it happens again tonight I may have to finish that bottle of Macallan and watch The Godfather 2. What a terrible shame.”